THE BEGINNING

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It is 31.7 degrees in Bippus. It is 60 degrees in Palm Harbor, where I will be on Mar. 31st. My beloved Patrick and Junior are asleep on a couch downstairs.

I LIKE MY GUNS AND RELIGION DEEP FAT FRIED

My white grandmother is not a racist.
My Preacher doesn't say G--D---N America from the Pulpit.
My wife has always been proud of America.
My best friend is not in Jail.
I didn't get a sweetheart deal on my mortgage from a gangster.
I don't hang out with 60's Radicals who have their picture taken stomping on the flag.
I wear a flag lapel without being shamed into it.
I don't think everybody should speak Spanish to help out illegal immigrants.
My peers don't want to cut off my private parts.
I never sought a job I wasn't qualified to do.
I don't look down on other people.
I didn't avoid Military Service.
I don't want us to lose the War on Terror
I don't think Americans need to have their taxes raised way higher.
I don't want the "Federal Government to run Health Care.
God Bless America

The ab sense of pain feels so good!! GoGators!