WHOSE DRIVING?

FROM THE INBOX:

YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS ! ! !

Sometimes religious emails are better than some of the funny ones we get and pass on....

Priceless .

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his Plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home.


As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.

'You know' he said, 'I am 87 years old and I have never
driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?'

The driver said,
'No problem. Have at it.'

Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off
down the highway.
A short distance away
sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.

The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.

The trooper pulled out
and easily caught the limo
and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.

The young trooper walked up to the driver's door
and when the glass
was rolled down,
he was surprised to see
who was driving.

He immediately excused himself and went back to his car
and called his supervisor.


He told the supervisor,
'I know we are supposed
to enforce the law....
But I also know that
important people are
given certain courtesies.
I need to know what
I should do because
I have stopped a
very important person.'


The supervisor asked,
'Is it the governor?'

The young trooper said,
'No, he's more important
than that.'

The supervisor said,
'Oh, so it's the president.'

The young trooper said,
'No, he's even more
important than that.'

The supervisor finally asked,

'Well then, who is it?'

The young trooper said,


'I think it's Jesus,
because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!'

It's been a long road, getting from there to here.
It's been a long time, but my time is finally near.
And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the pink buttons in the sky.
And they're not gonna hold me down no more, no they're not gonna change my mind.

Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe. I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul. And no one's gonna bend or break me.
I can reach any star.
I've got faith.
I've got faith, faith of the heart.

FROM THE INBOX AGAIN (FROM MOVE-ON .ORG):

LIBERAL LIES:

Dear MoveOn member,

Did you see how many Republicans voted for President Obama's stimulus package in the House yesterday?

None. Seriously, not a single one.(FINALLY THE PARTY IS GETTING IT'S ACT TOGETHER...)

Americans voted overwhelmingly for change in November. We voted for an end to the partisan bickering and political games that are destroying our politics. And President Obama bent over backwards to get House Republicans to craft a bipartisan bill, to no avail. (UH, NONE OF THAT IS TRUE--NANCY PELOSI IS THE MASTER OF PARTISAN BICKERING AND POLITICAL GAMES; THERE WAS NO BACKWARD BENDING BY OBAMA: THE TRUTH IS HE STATED "WE WON" WHEN CONFRONTED BY REPUBLICAN CONCERNS-THAT'S THE TRUTH)

As the bill moves to the Senate, we need bipartisan support, or the stimulus won't pass (THANK GOD). Senate Republicans need to know they have a clear choice: support a stimulus package that will put millions of Americans back to work, or continue to play the games that got us into this mess.(THE SO CALLED STIMULUS PACKAGE IS A TRAGIC GAME THAT WILL PUT NOBODY TO WORK)