MOUNDS

ILLEGAL CRIMINAL GEOCACHER

It is 6:51 a.m. and 33.2 degrees out and Junior just came in from playing poker all night and Patrick is following him around.

Did the Mounds State Park Geocaching Event yesterday with Buddaman and Uber & Stinky.

The more people find out about the Magic Negro's background ( muslim, Black Supremacist), the lower he will sink in the mud--especially if Michelle's muzzle falls off. By June he may be out, especially if the TPT Bitch wins really big in Pennsy...

From the inbox:

Subject: FW: HOW TO HUG A BABY

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Subject: FW: HOW TO HUG A BABY

ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!

THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW ,

INSTRUCTIONS FOR HUGGING A BABY:

1. First find a baby.......



2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was

indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you

smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.



3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the

hugging process.



**Note: The added slobber should help in future ste ps by making the "paw slide" easier.

4. The "paw slide"

Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.



5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute

the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to

achieve the best photo quality.


Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,

climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life!



If you don't pass this along to your friends, a dog

Will come out and pee on your computer!

O O P S !

I guess you didn't send it fast enough!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAAAAAAAAAAATORS!