DOG LOGIC

Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous


There is no psychiatrist in the world like
a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney


Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones


If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown


My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein


Women and cats will do as they please, and
men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosper, he will not bite you;that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain



Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.