GUIDED TOURS

Junior removing cylinders from our Chevy SB 400 Sunday before the game.

It is 10:14 a.m. and raining at 61.4 degrees F. Patrick is here with me, curled up on his afghan at my feet like the good dog he is.

Listening to John McCain talking to Glenn Beck on the Radio as I type this. He says the recent democrat sponsored bill to end the war is a "date certain for surrender" and is shameful and disgraceful and was achieved thru bribing of members, including 3.5 million for Guided Tours of the Capitol, three million for sugar growers and 25 million for spinich growers.

I'd like to get in on that spinich deal--where do I sign up? I can grow spinich, or not grow spinich, either one.

The total pork in this abortion is TWENTY FOUR BILLION DOLLARS!!! (That would buy a lot of plate armor for army vehicles...

I'm upset that my group at Zook Free Zone isn't heaping lavish praise on me for being at 99.5% and number one with my Bracket...

If there are any left in the country who know who Rosie O'Donnell is (Stalin in a Sweatsuit) and don't think she is a complete lunatic, her comments yesterday on the view as reported on the web, should convince you once and for all. She thinks the Brit Sioldiers were NOT kidnapped and that it's just a set up to get us in a war with Iran... Nuff said.

Have I mentioned lately that Little Black Osama Bin Barack Obama Sambo's ears stick out? Am I the only one on earth to notice this? He's dead meat anyway, going after Miz Clinton the way he did....

FREE SCOOTER!