GATORS WIN BALLROOM DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

It is 6:04 a.m. and 46.8 degrees out and raining. Patrick is outside.

Mario Lopez was clearly the most talented dancer on Dancing With The Stars, by a long shot. But he peaked early, in our opinion, whereas Emmit Smith peaked at the end. Besides, it wasn't a contest about who is the best dancer, it is about who is the most popular. The dumb rapper guy who just stood flatfooted on the dancefloor in a daze, while his professional partner danced around him proved that by coming back each week.

Anyway we were rooting for our favorite son Gator, and he deserved it. A true Champion.

Unlike another moron football player who has just written a book confessing to killing his wife--guess he knows about double jeopardy.

The publisher should be shunned. Given the moral values of the American public, however, it will probably be a best seller...

The former head coach of the Gators will attempt to get a third season win for ILLINOIS this weekend...We watched part of his postgame TV show the other day--how can he go on TV EVERY WEEK and praise his players and hold his head up high? Has he no pride? In his defense, his team has had a few losses that were close. Oh, well.

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