SALTY SNACKS

It 's 12:53 p.m. and Patrick is outside doing dirt-dog things.

Watched the Gators get revenge on the Crimson Tide in the Swamp yesterday with Junior and Kewpy Doll here at the Dogyard.

Being the excellent host I am, I provided Rico's (San Antonio) Premium Quality Chili-Lime Popcorn (Really makes your mouth pucker) and Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil flavored Triscuits (Baked, not fried whole wheat crackers) --really good and Mild Salsa that I cut with a can of diced tomatoes. Good thing I did, cause Junior ate almost all of it...

But the real find of the day was the BEER. Shopped at our new Super Wal*Mart and their shelf labelsreveal the price per ounce. So the cheapest crap I could find was STEEL Lager (Ft. Worth) at 4.3 cents per ounce for a 12 pack. What a find! Turns out it is 8.1% alcohol by volume. Most national brands are 5.0% and 4.2% for light, give or take. So a can of this crap is like drinking TWO Coors Lights!!!

Junior can't stand the skunky taste, so all the more for me!!

Gators pulled it out of their ass, again. This kind of play is not going to cut it in the next three games against unbeated and ranked opponents.

Nice to see Leak FINALLY run for some yardage!!!!!

Hope Wynn can come back.

Where the hell is Percy?

Coach needs to use Tebow more.

Com'on! This is a run for SEC and National Championships. Let's not get stubborn about the whole thing!!