GLAD YOU'RE BACK, EVEN THO YOU HAVE NO TIME FOR ME

It's 10:01 a.m. and Junior and I just got done surfing the web, and he and Patrick retired to a couch downstairs to sleep.

Why were we surfing? We visited JRT websites just for fun and the Magellan Website. Why you ask?

Well, I'll tell you:

Junior just ate a Micky D gut bomb and WON a Pirates of the Carribean

MAGGIE ROAD MATE 3000T!!!

It's portable and so if I borrow it we can go geocaching in style in the Kota!!

It's like a 600 buck unit and has the voice of Brooke Burke or somebody equally appealing, saying things like "Turn left here, honey" and "Want some coffee, dear, there's a Starbucks .2278 miles on the left", and "Come to be, Stud" when it passess a Howard Johnson Motor Inn or a KOA campground. And like "There's a dead coon in the middle of the road up ahead, My Big Man" and "Watch out for those does on the shoulder, better slow down, sweetie" and "Blue lite special alert! WAl*Mart dead ahead, ETA is 3.876 minutes. Machetes on sale on clearance, this store only, six left, at $1.99 apiece, US, oops make that five. hurry."

OH MY!!!!!

I hope this is true. It's a life altering event!!!

I can't blog anymore, I'm breathing too hard! Think I'll check out the Lone Ranger's blog and calm down.

I guess this is not a day pics will upload? Guess not.