McFEVER!!!!

It's 6:01 p.m., Patrick's asleep in his crate and Junior and Stephen have gone to work.

To illustrate how useless online polls are, halfway thru a story on the Duke athletes' problems, there was a poll that asked are you following this unfolding story closely, just somewhat, or not at all. Not at all, unbelieveably got 14% !! So are 14% idiots or liars?

Our extremely objective American Idol grading system had, out of 100 possible points, Elliot at 49.999, Taylor at 95.829 and Kat at 104.163...

When Kat sang "Over the Rainbow" we just sat with our jaw hanging open and we knew it was the Best Performance of the year--Simon confirmed it "single best performance of the competition to date."

Taylor was great with "You are so Beautiful", and Simon said "so far and away your best performance."

Kat's third song was a bluesy deal and she NAILED it--the judges didn't like it.

The highlight of the evening was poor drunk Paula dancing on stage with Taylor. She's such a shameless hussy!

Everybody thinks it's Elliot's turn to go tonite. One can only hope.

Can't upload pics with this stupid browser. Got to get back to Firefox.

Isn't it pathetic to see our "statesmen" falling all over themselves to curry favor with the foreign criminals in our midst because they might become voters some day?? No, it's not. It's tragic.