THE JUDGES GOT IT WRONG

It's 8:28 a.m. and COLD. Patrick got up and crawled into bed with Junior, who woke up at Patrick's attempts to burrow under the covers, said Hi, took his tennis shoes off, turned over, held the blankets up for doggy and went back to sleep....

Last night's American Idol TV show was weird. Paula acted like she was really strung out on her painkillers, a sloppy drunk. Randy and Simon acted like they wished it would get over, so they could get to a Lakers Game or something.

While I generally sort of agree with the judges, last night they were WAY off. I'm wondering if the producers didn't get them together and tell them, "Look, this thing is not going the way we'd like--the ending is not going to be dramatic. Kat is a runaway favorite in the voting and poor littleParis is in the bottom three. Here's wht we want you to do..."

Kat was first up and was MAGNIFICENT, the crowd went nuts, and the judges dissed her as if she'd shit on the stage. Simon seemed miffed that she had the unmitigated GALL to sing a Whitney Houston song. "you're not as good as Whitney Houston..." he said. (Well, he's right there.)

As if that wasn't Brutal enuff, they really tore poor Kellie a new asshole--Simon said she was monotonoous and Bland.I don't know how she could stand there and take it--It was almost venemous--has she done something off camera to piss them off?

This was after all three postively GUSHED over Elliot's miserable performance. Simon called him "Superb" if that gives you an Idea. Paula, drunk as hell, actually WEEPED and declared "You ARE an American Idol!" Is she sleeping with this lounge lizard or what?

They gave Paris OK marks, and she did do well.

Taylor gave one of his worst performances in the competiton and they all noted that.

Then comes Chris, on whom they lavished all kinds of praise to for his absolutely HORRIBLE singing.

So I guess they are trying to change the dynamics somehow. It was obvious to me that they had all decided among themselves to diss Kat no matter WHAT she did. Interesting to note that there was little argument among them, either. We know it's probably rigged to a certain extent, but last night the Judges' performance outed them as lackys.

Hope nobody pays any attention to them. jerks.

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