DUCK AND COVER

It's 6:06 a.m. and Patrick and Junior and Stephen are eating pizza and watching Will Farrell on a SNL dvd downstairs.

Random thoughts this morning

Last night we had some big thunderstorms/ tornado watch coming thru here and at one point the guy on the TV said those of you in the Roann/Bippus area take cover NOW.

We didn't. but Patrick and I did bounce around on the bed playing "Duck and Cover"--I don't want any roof debris falling on my little doggie, so I have to shelter him with my body--of course, there's a lot of growling and biting and wrestling involved in that. And Patrick growls, too.

At one point, I heard a loud banging sound, that sounded alot like the landing gear of an alien spacaecraft on the roof. Then I heard it again.Oh no, I thought, I don't want to deal with those little bastards tonite. But no,then I recognized the sound, it was the sound the sump pump in the basement makes when it cuts off after a cycle. So I guess it was getting a little damp down there. Don't hear that sound very often.

Will Farrell is a comic genius.

Why does ugly Jennifer Aniston get all this publicity. Rebecca Gayheart is much sexier and SHE can ACT, somewhat.

How come all my life the last syllable in the word Iriquois was pronounced "koy" and now it's pronounced "quah". Who makes this shit up? Effete snobs in colleges, I suppose, certainly not the stone age savages' decendents.

It is sheer lunacy to allow all these South Americans into the country unfettered.

It's time to stop the Baby Killing.

Who are these bastard retired Generals whining about Rumsfeld? On TV, they looked pretty young to be retired. Are they pissed because somebody told them to take a hike? Usually Generals hang around as long as they can, it's a pretty cool berth--lots of people treating you like a King.

It's time to STOP the baby killing.

Added Grey Eagle's blog to the links at the right.

It's Joanna Garcia from Reba.

-TR-