HOO-YAH!!!

It is 5:14 a.m. and Junior, Stephen and Earthdog Patrick are playing computer games--one with Warthog Warriors of some sort.

Well, next weekend, I think, we Hoosiers will have to set our clocks forward or something, because our Governator thinks we should, for the first time since never, be on Daylite Savings Time. Pity the poor dairy cows.

Just to keep this clear in our minds, once again, the two most important political issues facing Americans, if we are to take our place in history on the side of Right:

1. We must voluntarily end the Baby Killing spree.

2. We must ardently defend our second amendment rights, as they are our only protection for all the others.

To give you an idea how fanatic the State of Indiana is about a game called Basketball (Remember, they tolerated the morally banckrupt coach that threw chairs and strangled players as long as he was a winner, then finally ashcanned him when the United Nations threatened them and he was no longer winning?) , Indiana U. fired their coach in January and announced that they hired a new one several days ago. Well, the "school" held a press conference with the President, AD, and new coach, to annoint him officially, and would you believe two of the three major network TV stations broke into their regular braodcasts to carry the event LIVE as a breaking NEWS EVENT!!!! Eewwww!

IS THAT GUY in the picture A MANIAC OR WHAT?

--TRADER RICK

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