SHE DESERVED BETTER

It's 6:44 a.m. Patrick's in his crate, and Junior is out somewhere.

Well the Gators embarrassed us on national TV, enuff said. They SHOULD drop out of the top 25.

Dancing with the Stars final was on TV last night and Drew Lashay won. Fair enuff. But Long Legs was eliminated as third best, giving Jerry Rice second place. I had toyed with the idea of wondering weather they would give Rice the title (He was the popular favorite), just so they wouldn't have to pick between Stacy Kiebler and Drew. But alas, they didn't and Stacy got shafted. On a score out of a hundred, for DANCING, I would give Stacy a 97, Drew a 96 and Jerry an 80. They need to change their scoring scheme. There is too much weight given the popular vote, because the same maroons who are idiot enuff to vote for Clinton for president, vote for their favorite person, not based on that person's dance performance. For proof, everybody knows the joke of a clumsy oaf, the Black Rapper "P" guy, who refused to learn the dance steps or practice (his pro partner couldn't even stick up for him, poor girl) who just sort of plodded around flat footed on the dance floor or stood still while his partner danced around him. It must have been excruciating for her!

Anyway, Stacy, we love you; you and Drew should be co- champions.

They done her wrong.

---TRADER RICK

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