WE'RE NUMBER TWO!!

It's 7:47 a.m. and Patrick and Junior and Stephen are downstairs watching the Wedding Crasher on DVD for the 800th time.

Random thoughts:

The Texas mom who drowned all five of her children and who is on death row is getting a new trial because she didn't get to use the Insanity defense at her last one. If you're judged insane, you can't be put to death. Seems like that's just another good reason TO put a mass murderer to death to me....

Since I drank a fifth of Junior's Jack Daniels, he's hiding his liquor from me.

Gator hoops are now

RANKED NUMBER TWO IN THE NATION!

Why are the Gators continually over ranked, especially in football? They almost never live up to it, Now the rest of the SEC will be gunning for us in BB.

Howsomeever, Gator football wound up ranked #16, we moved up only two spaces. I think that's low. There are teams above us that we could creame.

I've said this before and I'll say it again, many times, so there's no mistake:

Gator Football 2006--If we go 1-10, the one victory MUST be over South Carolina.

SPURRIER MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO WIN IN THE SWAMP. NEVER!

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