BUSH MAKES STORMS

It's 5:53, raining out and Patrick is outside visiting his kitty pals.

President Bush is manufacturing these tropical storms in order to kill colored people, who he hates, and to raise the price of oil for his Texas buddies. Notice how Rita is vearing north towards Louisiana? That's W on the joystick. TV Critics Corner: Kelly Monoco lost her Dance-Off last night on TV and boy did she look pissed. No graceful loser, that girl. Survivor is off to a good start with a bunch of sickos--no breakout Hotty chick yet, must really have bummed the producers. Lost had a terrific episode, with Jack, John and Katy going down the tube--Ed, the Bowling ally Attorney's girlfreind had an Emmy-award winning performance with Jack in the scene in the hospital where she wiggles her toes (Like Lock?) "You're yanking my chain, right?" she asks when he tells her she'll never walk again. Classic! "Invasion" was a big let down--hopefully it will get better. The two Ghostbuster brothers who drive the old Chevy Big Block are going to run out of ideas soon--nothing new there...Hopefully Jen Love's new ghostbuster series will be better. I think Lost and Medium spurned a whole lot of Supernatural oriented shows...some not too innovative. That's what I think this morning.

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